Today's news (not 100% it goes without saying blah blah blah disclaimer) is that Baby is a ... Boy! For those of us who had predicted this some time ago (eg me) this news will not come as a surprise, but is welcome nonetheless. There is a fairly good chance that this will be the last baby Stevens. Here follows John's Pro and Con analysis of Baby Stevens being of the male persuasion:
Pros:
We don't have to buy any new baby clothes.
A chance to have the first set of brothers to play together for Kent since 1990.
We can play Headers and Volleys.
Another lad for our Stevens and Hurst trips to watch Bromley play in years to come.
Cons:
It doesn't look like I'm going to get a daughter to say "Daddy, my Daddy" as I dismount from the train.
The daddy of the girl also had to be wrongly accused and suffer vicious imprisonment - prior to the foggy tear-y cry of his daughter...... maybe also a pro then???
ReplyDeleteLOL Grannypillar :) x
ReplyDeleteI forget to check this but just to add - you do have a niece to say: "Unc John, Hurro Unc John" when she sees photographs of any males wearing glasses, so I am sure I can train her to say that when you dismount from the train if it helps.
ReplyDeleteMore boys for the Bromley Town trips definitely a pro anyway. And the new clothes thing for sure.